Custom rank anyone?

I would be willing to make and set a custom rank for the regular people here. Just let me know what you want it to say (within reason people!).

Your rank is the series of little meaningless words that appear below your username on phpbb style forums.

I don't believe in post-related ranks. The number of posts you make is in no way linked to how much you know, so post ranking is just plain idiotic. In fact, if there were a simple way to remove the post counts entirely from the board, I would be up for it.